Bill Compton (True Blood)
Deah Diary, Tonight, ah made the acquaintance of a lovely young woman by the name of Sookie Stackhouse, and ah believe that ah am fallin’ in luhve with huh. She has an unusual ability, in that when ah tell huh what to do, she does not feel obligated to accede to mah demands. This resistance to mah glamuh intrigues me, and ah am sorely tempted to invite huh back to my ancestral home and ask huh to play a game with me on mah Nintendo Wii. Ah do not know if she would prefuh Wii Golf or Wii Bowling, but ah am equally skilled at both, and that will hopefully tickle huh fancy.
Yours truly, Bill.
[Note: This is not an audio transcription — Bill actually writes the way he talks. - Ed.]
Love it! Also read diary entries by Angel, Spike, Eric, Edward, and The Count, among others!
